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deaneggsandsam:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

(via life-of-a-teenage-artist)

bombing:

[swallows lit cigarette] arctic monkeys

(via jaydedtwatsky)

ill-lookafteryou:

-annoying:

i wanna play twister with someone really hot

oops i fell & touched your whole body

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bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

(via odorate)

weaklinks:

math

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(Source: 05px, via allmonds)

JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

(via allmonds)

rotaesshinies:

team-hiddleston:

I wish he would just miss catching that cup and it hits him on his pretty little head…maybe in the gagreel…

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Yeahhh… I think Hiddleston’s hand-eye game is pretty good.

(Source: hiddleston-daily, via highpriestessofthexeoniancouncil)

quieroquemetrates-suavemente:

cuando se el destino une a dos personas, van a estar juntas tarde o temprano, pese a las dificultades.

(Source: 1los, via aloeeatsthef-kingsky)

xbustedxmcflyx:

clumsy-grace:

jinxestogoaround:

I am Lily

Lily represents the fandom

all fandoms

Lily’s reaction is everyone’s when their otp does something cute and coupley

(Source: lovendeer, via aloeeatsthef-kingsky)

blogwithmeifyouwanttolive:

cedricfindsthatamusing:

trustmotherwatson:

bec-the-dog-and-jade-the-human:

reinventlube:

This aint a 

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It’s a god damn

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this aint a scene girl its a god damn ugandan people doing a handstand race?

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE THIS POST OUT FOR A MILLION YEARS

What the actual fuck is going on in that first picture????????

Is no one going to tell them what it means or

(Source: drcocks, via hunterblah)

timelordy-teganbreann:

swim-two-birds:

If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.

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are you telling me that shakespeare was doing mother jokes in his plays

(Source: swimtwobirds, via cloningmycat)

confusedtree:

utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

SURPRISE

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HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK

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