IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK
I wish he would just miss catching that cup and it hits him on his pretty little head…maybe in the gagreel…
Yeahhh… I think Hiddleston’s hand-eye game is pretty good.
cuando se el destino une a dos personas, van a estar juntas tarde o temprano, pese a las dificultades.
I am Lily
Lily represents the fandom
Lily’s reaction is everyone’s when their otp does something cute and coupley
This aint a
It’s a god damn
this aint a scene girl its a god damn ugandan people doing a handstand race?
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE THIS POST OUT FOR A MILLION YEARS
What the actual fuck is going on in that first picture????????
Is no one going to tell them what it means or
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
are you telling me that shakespeare was doing mother jokes in his plays
In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.
Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.
KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK